Dec 14, 2008

Live! From New York, It's Dusty and Dionne!

The view from our hotel.

Dusty on a train.
Random town
What can we say? Dusty worked until 1 am and we left for the airport at 5:45 am. He's been pretty cranky, but a trooper all the way.  Dionne says "well-rounded" effectively sums up her experience thus far. Dusty doesn't get it either.
This is a list of things we learned today:
01. Never fly United. Poor customer service=no returning customers.
02. New Jersey smells like dog farts. Really rich dog farts.
03. Dionne can make friends with any infant on the train.
04. Obama condoms are available on the streets because "Hope is not a form of protection."
05. McDonalds are three stories tall in NY.
06. There aren't very many friendly people on the east coast.
07. iPhones are useful when getting lost.
08. goodburger really does have really good burgers.
09. Apparently it was trash day.
10. WiFi will cost you a minimum of $15 anywhere you go.
11. Subway gates don't account for luggage.
12. "Spring Awakening" is a spectacle to be had and should not close in January.
13. Old people are uncomfortable with musicals about youthful sex.
14. NBC pre-tapes some of their New Years Eve musical acts.
15. Good walking shoes are a must. Plus, scarves are helpful.

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